Here, have some free Jews Clues (there are nearly 300 of them in the book and they’re all hilarious!)
When Yom Kippur falls on a Saturday, many high school golf and tennis teams are left shorthanded. High school football teams remain unaffected.
Jews don’t get divorced. That’s too easy. A good Jewish marriage requires years of bickering to be considered a success.
Who do you trust more: the restaurant’s computer or an old Jewish man without his reading glasses adding up the check in his head?
The Jews wandered through the desert for 40 years. Yet, our parents still refuse to use the GPS.
We’re guessing it was a Jewish woman who decided that the shofar could only be blown two days a year.
You can tell a man is Jewish if he’s circumcised. You can tell a woman is Jewish if she plays Mah Jongg.
While you’re at it, have some free Chai-kus (there are over 100 of these and each one is better than the last!)
Wearing a large gold
Chai will bring you lots of luck.
Just not with women.
Jewish girls can’t be
strippers. When you give them cash,
they just buy more clothes.
Went to Israel. Saw
soldiers with guns. But, I got
shot down by the girls.
I saw a Jewish
porno the other day. It
was called “Deep Regret.”
JCC hoop team.
Sunday mornings on the court.
Our center, 5’-9”.
Now are you convinced? In addition to the Jews Clues and Chai-kus there are also 16 humorous essays included. This is obviously a book that you must own – and it’s cheap, too!
You can easily find Jews Clues at Amazon.com. The printed book edition (featuring our beautiful cover art) is $8.99 and the kindle version is $3.99.
If you’d like to save a dollar (and who wouldn’t these days?) you can also order the book directly from the publisher. Just click on this link, enter the discount code: 87UPGAGB and you’ll get a brand new copy for just $7.99!
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